Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Treatment log

Day Bath taken (True/False)
  1. T
  2. F
  3. T
  4. T
  5. T
    1. No music on this time... my sense of time was messed up. almost one week yay!
    2. Took a new sample! Great results
      1. Count: 35 YaY!!!!!!!!! that was unexpected
        1. as i mentioned b4 it takes 2 days to fully regenerate "ready to go sperm" and it has bean 5 days, plenty of time to regenerate, but that count stayed down! wooooohooooo!
      2. Mobility: 17 Score!!!!!
        1. Looks like a fucking war zone, most of the fuckers arn't moving at all hahahahah, 1/10 move strait, but slowly, and an other 1/10 move slowly in cyrcles hahahahha.
      3. I cant wait to see the result at the end of the 3rd week. I woulden't be suprised if it got to zero!
  6. T
  7. T
    1. Sunday today
  8. F
  9. T
    1. Took a new sample
      1. Count: 24
      2. Mobility: 10
  10. T
  11. T
  12. F
  13. T
    1. took a test be for the bath to see if missing bathis is bad... it is
      1. Count: 40
      2. Mobility: 75
  14. T
  15. T
  16. T
  17. T
  18. T (3 days left, but I might do an extra one cuz I missed a few)
  19. T
  20. T
  21. T (Yes! I made it, I'll try to do one extra 2morrow)

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Starting PROPPER treatment

The bath was hot, and made my skin a bit red, but I was a lot easier than the balls bath. I was sweating a lot, only part of my body was in the water, so I got really thirsty. Unfortunately, I couldn't get out to get a drink. Next time I will Bring some drinking water.

Results - trial one (Improper treatment)

Ok, disappointment:
mobility: 95
count: 100


I think I will restart and go the whole 3 weeks. I will also take a full bath, the temperature would be easier to control.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Time For a Bath!

Its 1 a.m. and I am not tyred at all, so I decided to test out my extramly sufisticated Balls Bath. I set up the Bath as described in the last post. Put on some nice music, and droped my balls in. Thene something happened I didn't expect. It felt really extreamly hot! I continued any way. Throung out the 45 minutes I felt quite uncomfortable, I also had to hold the bath as it didn't quite reach the shower floor. A big problem was keeping the water the right temprature. I generaly stayed in the 38 - 48 deg. C range. At times it got way hot and I had to get out temporarily. Let me tell you it takes a lot of guts, whene I finaly relized, after 15 minutes of so, that the temp. was actualy correct and infact not 1,000 deg. C to hight I decided to suck it up and just stand the pain.

The end revield some scary effects:
Bright Red - Orange Scrotum
the back of my testicals where a bit lumpy Lumpy Testicals

They where a bit soar, but in the morrning I was happy to see that they haddn't fallen off of my body and had actualy returned to their normal state (no more lumps, and normal color). Just need to wait a day, and I'll take an other sample. Hope fully I'm sterile! If not I'll be pissed, I quite literaly hard boiled my nuts for this, fuck!

Making a Balls Bath

I made a Balls Bath out of a water bottle, as opposed to taking a full bath. I did this mainly to save water. I simply cut the top off just enouch for a hose and my nuts to fit in. I also found a thermometer so I could ceap track of the water temprature (only 1.5 leters of water can cool quite fast). my plan was to sit on a ledge in my bathroom and hang my nuts in. This would take place in the shower so spilling water would not be a problem i put a hoes in the bottle and filled it up with 45 deg. C water. I let the water running a bit as to controle the temprature, and stop it from cooling down too much. This way the water will remain at a constant temprature, something not commonoly done as far as I know.

Pretreatment Sperm health

Ok, I took a sample... That was fun hahahaha. took out the old microscope and had a look. After some fiddling I managed to focus in. It appeared that I had a really low count, but after some research i found it takes 2 days be fore the nuts are fully reloaded with sperm.... Had a little to much fun last night lol. I asume I have a high sperm count any way (I had it checkes a few monthes ago, it was fine, besides its realy the mobility that we are woried about here). All them sperm are swimming strong, hardly saw any swimming in circles. (circles = bad, strait line = good). here are the scores:
count = 100/100 (cheating a bit here)
mobility = 100/100


Ok well I startd reading up on male contraceptives, and I think its about time we invent one of the, cuz lets face it we all hate condoms, and some girls you just can't trust (in which case you probably shouldent have sex...... mutch). So I found all these great pills that come out in like 10 yaers, if they pass about 1,000 test damit! What I did find was external heat. This I found quite interesting. for thoughs who dont know here is how it works:
take a 45 minute bath at 45 deg. C daily for 3 weeks.
Your sperm will be unable to swim for the next 7 monthes max.
You are officialy sterile
I decided to give it a go. With the help of some sientific equiptment I will document my sperm count and mobility.

I will also change the methos to something a bit more practical, I will use
constant water temprature! And I will only do one 45 minute bath.